Agent Martin
Home continuum:Legacy of Kain
Weight:143 lbs.
Qualifications:He’s a Nosgothic vampire. ’Nuff said there. He knows well and good how things should be in his universe.
Top fandom(s):Legacy of Kain, although on occasion will handle cases from the Resident Evil continuum.
Lust object(s):Claire Redfield from Resident Evil 2 and CODE: Veronica.
Hot button(s):Raziel, bad slash, bad slash that involves Raziel, incest!fics.
Weapon(s):Anything that’s handy. He’s not picky. He’d stab a Sue with a spork if it were the only thing around.

Everything Else

Martin is one of the last of LoK’s Razielim clan vampires, a position that would normally give him automatic Gary Stu status were it not for his vehement views against the Mary Sue invasion of his homeland. He also seems to be rabidly opposed to bad slash fics, especially any that involve his sire, Raziel. Further exploration of his vampiric abilities, age, position in his clan, and other signs indicate that he is likely not, nor ever will be, a Gary Stu. He is currently (and unexpectedly) stuck in changestate, all missions to be delayed for the duration.

Agent Mira
Home continuum:Earth
Weight:135 lbs.
Qualifications:Rabid video game aficionado, grammar Nazi, walking LoK encyclopedia.
Top fandom(s):Legacy of Kain
Lust object(s):Lieutenant!Rahab
Hot button(s):Zephon, Mortanius, bad spelling, hideous grammar, bad slash, incest!fics.
Weapon(s):Webster’s Dictionary... but sometimes she’ll let Martin have a quick snack.

Everything Else

Mira is one of the governing bodies of the Legacy of Kain Division (total members: 2). Impetuous and headstrong (but let’s not forget mentally and physically unbalanced), she is unforgiving to her fandom’s heady population of Mary Sues. Most notably, her favorite method of execution for such anomalies seems to be turning them over to her partner Martin to snack on. A curious end to a curious breed of Sue, indeed. Unfortunately, with Martin currently stuck in changestate, she’s on her own.

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