Table of Contents
| Filk | Author | Tune | Year |
|---|---|---|---|
| “An Agent Got Run Over by a Sue” | TheScribe | “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” | 2011 |
| “Agents’ Carol” | EileenAlphabet | “Angel’s Carol” | 2014 |
| “Agents, Look Out” | Tungsten Monk | “People, Look East” | 2010 |
| “The Agents Never Sleep” | Twiggy | “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen” | 2009 |
| “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Sharp Knives” | The Warrior of Many Faces | “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth” | 2011 |
| “All I Want from Upstairs Is a Vacation” | Iximaz | “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth” | 2014 |
| “Assigning the Missions” | Tawaki | “That’s What I Love About Christmas” | 2020 |
| “AU” | Scapegrace | “River” | 2017 |
| “Away in an RC” | Lily Winterwood | “Away in a Manger” | 2008 |
| “Away in Headquarters” | Twiggy | “Away in a Manger” | 2004-2005 |
| “Away on a Mission” | Huinesoron | “Away in a Manger” | 2004-2005 |
| “Bad Fanfics Are Killing Us!” | KittyNoodles | “Christmastime Is Killing Us” | 2012 |
| “Bad Sue Crystallas” | Cygnahime | “Good King Wenceslas” | 2004-2005 |
| “Badfic Roasting on an Open Flame” | Neshomeh | “The Christmas Song” | 2008 |
| “Beige Christmas” | Scapegrace | “White Christmas” | 2013 |
| “Boris the Red-Eyed Wraith Horse” | Evelyn | “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” | 2003 |
| “Breath of Canon (Ami’s Song)” | eatpraylove | “Breath of Heaven (Mary’s Song)” | 2015 |
| “Bring a Torch, Selene and Dafydd” | Neshomeh | “Bring a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella” | 2009 |
| “Candlelight Carol” | EileenAlphabet | “Candlelight Carol” | 2012 |
| “Canon Got Screwed Over by a Suvian” | SkarmorySilver | “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” | 2015 |
| “Carol of the Recruit” | Neshomeh | “Carol of the Drum” | 2010 |
| “Carol of the Worlds” | Scapegrace | “Carol of the Birds”/“El Cant Dels Ocells” | 2018 |
| “Chanukah, O Chanukah” | Zingenmir | “Chanukah, O Chanukah” | 2016 |
| “Chaos Carol” | KittyNoodles | “Carol of the Bells” | 2012 |
| “Christmas in Headquarters” | Phobos | “Christmas at Ground Zero” | 2011 |
| “A Christmas Without Sues” | Thoth | “All I Want for Christmas Is You” | 2020 |
| “Code Eighteen” | Tawaki | “Blue Christmas” | 2014 |
| “Console Yells” | Neshomeh | “Jingle Bells” | 2004-2005 |
| “Dashing Through the Flow” | Sevenswans | “Jingle Bells” | 2012 |
| “A DAVD Carol” | Huinesoron | “The Christmas Song” | 2013 |
| “A Day, a Day of Glory” | Church | “A Day, a Day of Glory” | 2011 |
| “Dear Ironic Overpower” | Iximaz | “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas” | 2014 |
| “DOGA Agents Light” | Zingenmir | “Chanukiyah Li Yesh” | 2018 |
| “The DoI Remembrance Song” | Lily Winterwood | “The Atheist Christmas Carol” | 2012 |
| “Eight Nights in the PPC” | Zingenmir | “Chanukah, Chanukah” | 2017 |
| “Elrond’s Daughter Once Went Out” | Snowblaze | “Good King Wenceslas” | 2018 |
| “Fairytale of HQ” | Laburnum | “Fairytale of New York” | 2009 |
| “Fairytale of Mirkwood” | Astral Void | “Fairytale of New York” | 2011 |
| “Fangirls Who Are Sugar-High” | Araeph | “Angels We Have Heard on High” | 2009 |
| “FicPsych Song” | Neshomeh | “Dreidel Song” | 2013 |
| “First Christmas” | Scapegrace | “First Christmas” | 2016 |
| “The First ‘Oh Hell’” | Cinnia Aine | “The First Noel” | 2009 |
| “Glitter” | Hardric | “Snowflakes” | 2015 |
| “God Rest Ye Merry, Boarders All” | Alleb | “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen” | 2015 |
| “Green Sleeves” | Jezebel Stone | “Greensleeves”/“What Child Is This?” | 2004-2005 |
| “Hail the Slashers, Every One” | Cassie Cameron-Young | “Merry Christmas, Everyone” | 2011 |
| “Hark! The Blasted Console’s BEEPing” | hermione of vulcan | “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing” | 2012 |
| “Harry Potter Had a Baby Boy (Get the Debugger!)” | Neshomeh | “The Virgin Mary Had a Baby Boy” | 2014 |
| “Here Comes Mary Sue” | LunarHuntress | “Here Comes Santa Claus” | 2011 |
| “HQ Party” | eatpraylove | “Winter Wrap Up” | 2017 |
| “I Have a Mini-Balrog” | Zingenmir | “Dreidel Song” | 2013 |
| “I Saw a Pair of Agents Fly” | Huinesoron | “O Little Town of Bethlehem” | 2012 |
| “I Saw Dafydd Kissing the SO” | Iximaz | “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” | 2017 |
| “I Saw Mummy Killing Mary Sues” | Scapegrace | “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” | 2015 |
| “I Saw Sherlock Kissing Mary Sue” | Lily Winterwood | “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” | 2012 |
| “I’ve Got Canon to Keep Me Warm” | doctorlit | “I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm” | 2014 |
| “It Feels Like Christmas” | EileenAlphabet | “It Feels Like Christmas” | 2012 |
| “Jay and Acacia” | eatpraylove | “Frosty the Snowman” | 2017 |
| “Jay and Acacia” | Iximaz | “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” | 2016 |
| “Jingle Bells, Sauron Smells” | Hawkelf | “Jingle Bells” | 2003 |
| “Joy to the (Word) World” | Lily Winterwood | “Joy to the World” | 2008 |
| “Joy to the World (The Week’s Rolled ’Round)” | Huinesoron | “Joy to the World” | 2012 |
| “Just Go” | TheShyIon | “Let It Go” | 2014 |
| “Kill Off the Mary Sue” | EileenAlphabet | “Kidnap the Sandy Claws” | 2011 |
| “Last Fanfic” | doctorlit | “Last Christmas” | 2009 |
| “Let All Suvian Flesh Keep Silence” | Lily Winterwood | “Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence” | 2014 |
| “Lo, How the Flow’rs Ere Looming” | hermione of vulcan | “Lo, How a Rose E’er Blooming” | 2013 |
| “The Maintenance Division’s Song” | Tawaki | “Up on the Housetop” | 2016 |
| “Make It Go!” | Laburnum | “Let It Snow!” | 2011 |
| “Mary, Did You Know?” | Kaitlyn | “Mary, Did You Know?” | 2015 |
| “Mary Sue Is Using Magic Again” | Laburnum | “December Will Be Magic Again” | 2010 |
| “Mary Sues Lusting After Legolas” | Unknown | “The Christmas Song” | 2004-2005 |
| “Mary the Sueish Canon” | Cinnia Aine | “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” | 2009 |
| “Maslab the Unknown Returnbie” | Mattman the Comet | “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” | 2016 |
| “Merry Christmas Everybody” | Huinesoron | “Merry Christmas Everybody” | 2016 |
| “Merry Christmas, PPC” | Matt Cipher | “Merry Christmas, Everyone” | 2018 |
| “My Fanfiction” | Hardric | “My Testimony” | 2016 |
| “The Night Before Christmas in HQ” | Neshomeh | “The Night Before Christmas” | 2009 |
| “Nouvelle-Calédonie” | Scapegrace | “My Dear Old Galway Bay” | 2015 |
| “O Christmas Tree” | Scapegrace | “O Tannenbaum” | 2015 |
| “O Come, All Ye Agents” | Makari | “O Come, All Ye Faithful” | 2008 |
| “O Little Town of Ponyville” | eatpraylove | “O Little Town of Bethlehem” | 2015 |
| “O Three Cheers for the DoI” | KittyNoodles | “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen” | 2012 |
| “An Ode to Too Many Agents” | SkarmorySilver | “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen” | 2016 |
| “One More Sue” | Tawaki | “One More Day” | 2018 |
| “One Small Agent” | hermione of vulcan | “One Toy Soldier” | 2012 |
| “Partner, a Sue’s Out There” | EileenAlphabet | “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” | 2013 |
| “Please, Uncle, Do Get Drunk This Christmas” | Laburnum | “Please, Daddy, Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas” | 2011 |
| “A PPC Agent’s | Zingenmir | “S’vivon” | 2014 |
| “PPC HQ” | World-Jumper | “Chiron Beta Prime” | 2013 |
| “PPC Is Coming to Town” | Araeph | “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” | 2004-2005 |
| “The PPC Is Coming to Town” | ThatOne | “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” | 2012 |
| “The PPC Jingle” | Iximaz | “The PPC Jingle” | 2017 |
| “The Pyros’ Song” | Tawaki | “The Gloucestershire Wassail” | 2020 |
| “Raven E. Saxon” | Tawaki | “Frosty the Snowman” | 2009 |
| “RC 2319’s Favorite Things” | eatpraylove | “My Favorite Things” | 2016 |
| “RCs Bright” | Alleb | “Silent Night” | 2016 |
| “Ring, Consoles” | Hardric | “Jingle Bells” | 2017 |
| “Rockin’ Around the Mallorn Tree” | Mercuria | “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” | 2003 |
| “The Saint Stephen’s Day Murders” | Scapegrace | “The Saint Stephen’s Day Murders” | 2017 |
| “Same Auld Lang Syne” | Iximaz | “Same Auld Lang Syne” | 2017 |
| “Selections from ‘The Mary Sue’” | Rez Montrose | Handel’s Messiah | 2006-2007 |
| “Silent Night” | Lily Took | “Silent Night” | 2004-2005 |
| “Slay Ride” | EileenAlphabet | “Sleigh Ride” | 2015 |
| “So This Is Canon” | doctorlit | “Happy XMas (War Is Over)” | 2012 |
| “Sod Rest Ye Merry, Brethren” | Neshomeh | “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen” | 2006-2007 |
| “Song for a Promotion” | eatpraylove | “Canto Para Pedir Posada” | 2018 |
| “Spin, Spin, Spin” | Neshomeh | “S’vivon” | 2011 |
| “A Strange Way to Fall in Love” | Huinesoron | “A Strange Way to Save the World” | 2014 |
| “Sue Christmas” | Herr Wozzeck | “White Christmas” | 2013 |
| “A Sue Takes Christmas Carols Literally” | ElvenBookwyrm | “Deck the Halls” | 2004-2005 |
| “The Sue’s Head Carol” | Araeph | “The Boar’s Head Carol” | 2013 |
| “The Sue’s Head Carol” | Tungsten Monk | “The Boar’s Head Carol” | 2011 |
| “Sues Seducing Every Pretty Guy” | Something Blue | “The Christmas Song” | 2010 |
| “Suethors We Have Heard On High” | Unbridled | “Angels We Have Heard on High” | 2009 |
| “Suff’ring Through a Badfic Once Again” | Rez Montrose | “Walking Through a Winter Wonderland” | 2006-2007 |
| “The Troll” | Iximaz | “What’s This?” | 2015 |
| “The Twelve Days of Bad Slash” | Trojanhorse | “The Twelve Days of Christmas” | 2008 |
| “The Twelve Days of Christmas (LotR Version)” | Fawkes | “The Twelve Days of Christmas” | 2003 |
| “The Twelve Days of Spamming” | Neshomeh and Phobos | “The Twelve Days of Christmas” | 2011 |
| “The Twelve Days of the SO” | Voyd | “The Twelve Days of Christmas” | 2014 |
| “Twelve Days of Working (For the PPC)” | Kittyauthor | “The Twelve Days of Christmas” | 2020 |
| “The Twelve Pains of Badfic” | SkarmorySilver | “The Twelve Pains of Christmas” | 2014 |
| “The Twelve Sues of Christmas” | The Board | “The Twelve Days of Christmas” | 2009 |
| “Waste Management” | Neshomeh | “Gabriel’s Message” | 2009 |
| “We Agents” | Sylibane | “We Three Kings” | 2010 |
| “We Wish You a Fun Sue-Killing” | Nscnangal | “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” | 2006-2007 |
| “What a Day I Had in FicPsych!” | Tawaki | “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | 2014 |
| “What Maid Is This?” | Rose C. Bomull | “Greensleeves”/“What Child Is This?” | 2004-2005 |
| “What Teen Is This?” | Tomato | “Greensleeves”/“What Child Is This?” | 2008 |
| “What’s This?” | Phobos | “What’s This?” | 2012 |
| “Where Are You Punctuation?” | Keily | “Where Are You, Christmas?” | 2006-2007 |
| “Why It Got So Hot in the Disentangler’s TARDIS Back in May” | Tawaki | “The Twelve Days of Christmas” | 2008 |
| “You’re a Mean One, Mary Sue” | Lily Winterwood | “You’re a Mean One, Mister Grinch” | 2008 |
| “Yule Drive Us Insane” | Mattman the Comet | “Yule Shoot Your Eye Out” | 2016 |