Table of Contents
“An Agent Got Run Over by a Sue”TheScribe“Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”2011
“Agents’ Carol”EileenAlphabet“Angel’s Carol”2014
“Agents, Look Out”Tungsten Monk“People, Look East”2010
“The Agents Never Sleep”Twiggy“God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen”2009
“All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Sharp Knives”The Warrior of Many Faces“All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth”2011
“All I Want from Upstairs Is a Vacation”Iximaz“All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth”2014
“Assigning the Missions”Tawaki“That’s What I Love About Christmas”2020
“Away in an RC”Lily Winterwood“Away in a Manger”2008
“Away in Headquarters”Twiggy“Away in a Manger”2004-2005
“Away on a Mission”Huinesoron“Away in a Manger”2004-2005
“Bad Fanfics Are Killing Us!”KittyNoodles“Christmastime Is Killing Us”2012
“Bad Sue Crystallas”Cygnahime“Good King Wenceslas”2004-2005
“Badfic Roasting on an Open Flame”Neshomeh“The Christmas Song”2008
“Beige Christmas”Scapegrace“White Christmas”2013
“Boris the Red-Eyed Wraith Horse”Evelyn“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”2003
“Breath of Canon (Ami’s Song)”eatpraylove“Breath of Heaven (Mary’s Song)”2015
“Bring a Torch, Selene and Dafydd”Neshomeh“Bring a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella”2009
“Candlelight Carol”EileenAlphabet“Candlelight Carol”2012
“Canon Got Screwed Over by a Suvian”SkarmorySilver“Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”2015
“Carol of the Recruit”Neshomeh“Carol of the Drum”2010
“Carol of the Worlds”Scapegrace“Carol of the Birds”/“El Cant Dels Ocells”2018
“Chanukah, O Chanukah”Zingenmir“Chanukah, O Chanukah”2016
“Chaos Carol”KittyNoodles“Carol of the Bells”2012
“Christmas in Headquarters”Phobos“Christmas at Ground Zero”2011
“A Christmas Without Sues”Thoth“All I Want for Christmas Is You”2020
“Code Eighteen”Tawaki“Blue Christmas”2014
“Console Yells”Neshomeh“Jingle Bells”2004-2005
“Dashing Through the Flow”Sevenswans“Jingle Bells”2012
“A DAVD Carol”Huinesoron“The Christmas Song”2013
“A Day, a Day of Glory”Church“A Day, a Day of Glory”2011
“Dear Ironic Overpower”Iximaz“Jolly Old Saint Nicholas”2014
“DOGA Agents Light”Zingenmir“Chanukiyah Li Yesh”2018
“The DoI Remembrance Song”Lily Winterwood“The Atheist Christmas Carol”2012
“Eight Nights in the PPC”Zingenmir“Chanukah, Chanukah”2017
“Elrond’s Daughter Once Went Out”Snowblaze“Good King Wenceslas”2018
“Fairytale of HQ”Laburnum“Fairytale of New York”2009
“Fairytale of Mirkwood”Astral Void“Fairytale of New York”2011
“Fangirls Who Are Sugar-High”Araeph“Angels We Have Heard on High”2009
“FicPsych Song”Neshomeh“Dreidel Song”2013
“First Christmas”Scapegrace“First Christmas”2016
“The First ‘Oh Hell’”Cinnia Aine“The First Noel”2009
“God Rest Ye Merry, Boarders All”Alleb“God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen”2015
“Green Sleeves”Jezebel Stone“Greensleeves”/“What Child Is This?”2004-2005
“Hail the Slashers, Every One”Cassie Cameron-Young“Merry Christmas, Everyone”2011
“Hark! The Blasted Console’s BEEPing”hermione of vulcan“Hark! The Herald Angels Sing”2012
“Harry Potter Had a Baby Boy (Get the Debugger!)”Neshomeh“The Virgin Mary Had a Baby Boy”2014
“Here Comes Mary Sue”LunarHuntress“Here Comes Santa Claus”2011
“HQ Party”eatpraylove“Winter Wrap Up”2017
“I Have a Mini-Balrog”Zingenmir“Dreidel Song”2013
“I Saw a Pair of Agents Fly”Huinesoron“O Little Town of Bethlehem”2012
“I Saw Dafydd Kissing the SO”Iximaz“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”2017
“I Saw Mummy Killing Mary Sues”Scapegrace“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”2015
“I Saw Sherlock Kissing Mary Sue”Lily Winterwood“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”2012
“I’ve Got Canon to Keep Me Warm”doctorlit“I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm”2014
“It Feels Like Christmas”EileenAlphabet“It Feels Like Christmas”2012
“Jay and Acacia”eatpraylove“Frosty the Snowman”2017
“Jay and Acacia”Iximaz“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”2016
“Jingle Bells, Sauron Smells”Hawkelf“Jingle Bells”2003
“Joy to the (Word) World”Lily Winterwood“Joy to the World”2008
“Joy to the World (The Week’s Rolled ’Round)”Huinesoron“Joy to the World”2012
“Just Go”TheShyIon“Let It Go”2014
“Kill Off the Mary Sue”EileenAlphabet“Kidnap the Sandy Claws”2011
“Last Fanfic”doctorlit“Last Christmas”2009
“Let All Suvian Flesh Keep Silence”Lily Winterwood“Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence”2014
“Lo, How the Flow’rs Ere Looming”hermione of vulcan“Lo, How a Rose E’er Blooming”2013
“The Maintenance Division’s Song”Tawaki“Up on the Housetop”2016
“Make It Go!”Laburnum“Let It Snow!”2011
“Mary, Did You Know?”Kaitlyn“Mary, Did You Know?”2015
“Mary Sue Is Using Magic Again”Laburnum“December Will Be Magic Again”2010
“Mary Sues Lusting After Legolas”Unknown“The Christmas Song”2004-2005
“Mary the Sueish Canon”Cinnia Aine“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”2009
“Maslab the Unknown Returnbie”Mattman the Comet“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”2016
“Merry Christmas Everybody”Huinesoron“Merry Christmas Everybody”2016
“Merry Christmas, PPC”Matt Cipher“Merry Christmas, Everyone”2018
“My Fanfiction”Hardric“My Testimony”2016
“The Night Before Christmas in HQ”Neshomeh“The Night Before Christmas”2009
“Nouvelle-Calédonie”Scapegrace“My Dear Old Galway Bay”2015
“O Christmas Tree”Scapegrace“O Tannenbaum”2015
“O Come, All Ye Agents”Makari“O Come, All Ye Faithful”2008
“O Little Town of Ponyville”eatpraylove“O Little Town of Bethlehem”2015
“O Three Cheers for the DoI”KittyNoodles“God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen”2012
“An Ode to Too Many Agents”SkarmorySilver“God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen”2016
“One More Sue”Tawaki“One More Day”2018
“One Small Agent”hermione of vulcan“One Toy Soldier”2012
“Partner, a Sue’s Out There”EileenAlphabet“Baby, It’s Cold Outside”2013
“Please, Uncle, Do Get Drunk This Christmas”Laburnum“Please, Daddy, Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas”2011
“A PPC Agent’s Delusion Dream”Zingenmir“S’vivon”2014
“PPC HQ”World-Jumper“Chiron Beta Prime”2013
“PPC Is Coming to Town”Araeph“Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”2004-2005
“The PPC Is Coming to Town”ThatOne“Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”2012
“The PPC Jingle”Iximaz“The PPC Jingle”2017
“The Pyros’ Song”Tawaki“The Gloucestershire Wassail”2020
“Raven E. Saxon”Tawaki“Frosty the Snowman”2009
“RC 2319’s Favorite Things”eatpraylove“My Favorite Things”2016
“RCs Bright”Alleb“Silent Night”2016
“Ring, Consoles”Hardric“Jingle Bells”2017
“Rockin’ Around the Mallorn Tree”Mercuria“Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”2003
“The Saint Stephen’s Day Murders”Scapegrace“The Saint Stephen’s Day Murders”2017
“Same Auld Lang Syne”Iximaz“Same Auld Lang Syne”2017
“Selections from ‘The Mary Sue’”Rez MontroseHandel’s Messiah2006-2007
“Silent Night”Lily Took“Silent Night”2004-2005
“Slay Ride”EileenAlphabet“Sleigh Ride”2015
“So This Is Canon”doctorlit“Happy XMas (War Is Over)”2012
“Sod Rest Ye Merry, Brethren”Neshomeh“God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen”2006-2007
“Song for a Promotion”eatpraylove“Canto Para Pedir Posada”2018
“Spin, Spin, Spin”Neshomeh“S’vivon”2011
“A Strange Way to Fall in Love”Huinesoron“A Strange Way to Save the World”2014
“Sue Christmas”Herr Wozzeck“White Christmas”2013
“A Sue Takes Christmas Carols Literally”ElvenBookwyrm“Deck the Halls”2004-2005
“The Sue’s Head Carol”Araeph“The Boar’s Head Carol”2013
“The Sue’s Head Carol”Tungsten Monk“The Boar’s Head Carol”2011
“Sues Seducing Every Pretty Guy”Something Blue“The Christmas Song”2010
“Suethors We Have Heard On High”Unbridled“Angels We Have Heard on High”2009
“Suff’ring Through a Badfic Once Again”Rez Montrose“Walking Through a Winter Wonderland”2006-2007
“The Troll”Iximaz“What’s This?”2015
“The Twelve Days of Bad Slash”Trojanhorse“The Twelve Days of Christmas”2008
“The Twelve Days of Christmas (LotR Version)”Fawkes“The Twelve Days of Christmas”2003
“The Twelve Days of Spamming”Neshomeh and Phobos“The Twelve Days of Christmas”2011
“The Twelve Days of the SO”Voyd“The Twelve Days of Christmas”2014
“Twelve Days of Working (For the PPC)”Kittyauthor“The Twelve Days of Christmas”2020
“The Twelve Pains of Badfic”SkarmorySilver“The Twelve Pains of Christmas”2014
“The Twelve Sues of Christmas”The Board“The Twelve Days of Christmas”2009
“Waste Management”Neshomeh“Gabriel’s Message”2009
“We Agents”Sylibane“We Three Kings”2010
“We Wish You a Fun Sue-Killing”Nscnangal“We Wish You a Merry Christmas”2006-2007
“What a Day I Had in FicPsych!”Tawaki“Santa Claus Is Coming to Town2014
“What Maid Is This?”Rose C. Bomull“Greensleeves”/“What Child Is This?”2004-2005
“What Teen Is This?”Tomato“Greensleeves”/“What Child Is This?”2008
“What’s This?”Phobos“What’s This?”2012
“Where Are You Punctuation?”Keily“Where Are You, Christmas?”2006-2007
“Why It Got So Hot in the Disentangler’s TARDIS Back in May”Tawaki“The Twelve Days of Christmas”2008
“You’re a Mean One, Mary Sue”Lily Winterwood“You’re a Mean One, Mister Grinch”2008
“Yule Drive Us Insane”Mattman the Comet“Yule Shoot Your Eye Out”2016
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